Silver bordered and/or joke cards

Silver bordered and/or joke cards by Jack V

131 cards in Multiverse

15 with no rarity, 42 commons, 27 uncommons,
26 rares, 18 mythics, 2 basics, 1 token

9 colourless, 12 white, 27 blue, 15 black, 17 red, 9 green,
27 multicolour, 2 split, 7 artifact, 5 land, 1 plane

363 comments total

A collecting ground for cards which are funny rather than useful; some would fit in an un-set, some are purely humour

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On Silver bordered and/or joke cards (reply):
on 15 Jan 2011 by DrugsForRobots:

Also, Rourke's comment about this set being 'un-believable' made me think that is what this set (or the next Un-set Wizards does) should be called: Unbelievable.

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Draw a card from any player's library in any game you can see from your seat, and discard a card from your hand.
When that card would be put in the graveyard, put it on top of it's actual owner's library.
Creature – Human Troll
Obvious Troll is obvious.
Obvious Troll must be replied to each turn if able.
Whenever Obvious Troll is banned, return it to the battlefield behind a proxy.
You know it to be a troll, but when you read its posts, what you know won't matter much at all.
--Pol Jamaar, Trollbait
last 2014-08-12 23:43:11 by jmgariepy
Creature – Goblin Warrior
When Poopoo Buttstinker, Khan of Flatulence enters the battlefield, each player discards a card and sacrifices a creature.
Creatures can't block Poopoo Buttstinker, Khan of Flatulence unless they cover their noses.
BRG. The Bowel Colonies
Dragon aspect: Defecation
Symbol: Butt of the Dragon
Khan: Poopoo Buttstinker. Goblin
last 2014-08-12 05:31:03 by movezig5
Legendary Creature – Human Gamer
Whenever you use the Magic Store & Event Locator to find tournaments in your area, you may pay {4}. If you do, cast target nonland card in your graveyard without paying its mana cost.
"Just wait till I get my Magic Store & Event Locator to load...and pay all these data overage fees."
last 2014-07-08 16:16:21 by Alex
Creature – Female Sliver
When Voluptuous Sliver or another Female Sliver enters the battlefield, it soulbonds with another Male Human.
It is not sure whether slivers evolved to be like humans or vice versa. But one thing is sure, both species love beautiful babes with huge boobs and ass. (Art depicts hot babe in swimsuit at artist's discretion.)
1 comment
2014-07-03 02:16:07 by amuseum

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On Obvious Troll:
on 2014-08-12 23:43:11 by jmgariepy:

Did I just troll Link? That's awesome!

On Obvious Troll:
on 2014-08-12 13:54:35 by L2i0n0k7:

No, because it gets to come back as whatever you feel like.

On Obvious Troll:
on 2014-08-12 06:27:06 by jmgariepy:

Strictly worse than Cheatyface.

On Obvious Troll:
on 2014-08-12 05:38:13 by movezig5:

I made it common for a reason.

On Poopoo Buttstinker, Khan of Flatulence:
on 2014-08-12 05:31:03 by movezig5:

I get the idea that he's a troll.

On Poopoo Buttstinker, Khan of Flatulence:
on 2014-08-05 03:13:14 by L2i0n0k7:

I'm hoping you're being sarcastic when you say that real adults don't play games. It's hard to tell in text.
I get the idea that you're very easily offended.

On Poopoo Buttstinker, Khan of Flatulence:
on 2014-07-29 23:50:02 by amuseum:

y'all just jealous i thought of it first. sorry, buddy, but you have to pay to see the rest.

should have been donkey.

before you fall off your high horse, you might want to check which topic you're in. clearly you missed the 'humor' in the title. god forbid, they print official cards based on toilet humor or racy body parts, or depict sexual acts or gratuitous boobs and nudity. nope, mature designers and artists would never fall to that level.

(yes i get defensive when people try to act moral on what is appropriate when it comes to creativity and self-expression. ironic someone calls out maturity on a game. real adults don't play games, or waste time making cards that would never see print without compensation.)

On Poopoo Buttstinker, Khan of Flatulence:
on 2014-07-29 23:42:12 by Alex:

Yeah, these kinds of cards are very rare. When someone created a set full of pimp jokes I suggested he might consider whether this was appropriate, and he deleted the set, an outcome of which I'm broadly in favour.

I don't want this kind of card to comprise a significant proportion of the site's content, but I'll overlook one or two. I'd rather not see this expanded into a full cycle, though, please, amuseum.

On Poopoo Buttstinker, Khan of Flatulence:
on 2014-07-29 23:14:16 by L2i0n0k7:

It's really not the site as a whole.

On Poopoo Buttstinker, Khan of Flatulence:
on 2014-07-29 20:46:50 by movezig5:

The maturity level on this site always leaves me in awe.

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